LA GORGE EST GRANDE!

06/29/2020
These past seven days, I have been seriously spoiled. Being back in Seattle was sensational. Discovering Portland for the first time was fabulous. The security of civilizations was outstanding. Seeing blood is the best. My one distress is that I may have overindulged myself. Regardless this pampering came to an end today. I managed to get a good nights sleep last night. The morning consisted of various tasks on my laptop and equipment organization/packing. Leah and I shared one last meal together, a killer grilled chicken salad. It was the perfect brunch, light, and energizing. We said adieu, and I commenced the day's voyage. 


First, I rode through downtown, it felt like a dystopian world. Buildings were boarded up, homeless encampments were dispersed throughout, and graffiti garnished the whole scene. Shortly after, I arrived in the most lovely of neighborhoods. The community was called Greenways, and words cannot describe how much I enjoyed biking by. Now I was approaching the outskirts. East Burnside St turned into Stark St, and I was in Gresham. Peace out Portland. A large espresso sign caught my eye, and I pulled over for some liquid energy. I must admit, this was the best of the trip. It was smooth and flavorful but lacking in crema. The search continues, but I would drink that again. While enjoying my espresso, a couple conversed with me. They asked about my route and informed me of a vital bridge closure ahead. Promptly they provided me with an alternative path. We even exchanged contacts, and they offered to drive me if I had any issues. This is yet another example of kindness from complete strangers. 

My detour took me through the tremendous town of Troutdale. After crossing the bridge, I finally reached the Historic Columbia River Highway. There was very little shoulder, but cars were careful and courteous. For several miles, I encountered numerous fabulous farms. One farm was selling its goods roadside, and I could not help but stop. I purchased a honey crisp apple and a zucchini. Right away, I started munching on the apple, and its flavors were full-on. After a little boost, my ride continued. Moments later, I encountered the gorge for the first time. It was breathtaking. Seeing this spectacular sight sent my soul skyward. 

Suddenly, I encounter a road blockage on this historic highway. I told the ranger guarding the entrance that I had reservations at Ainsworth State Park. After I presented him with the proper paperwork, he allowed me to pass. He also assured me that this camping reservation should grant me safe passage along this closed-down highway. Once through the blockage, the downhill commenced. It was no ordinary decline. The slopage was endless. I was zooming downward for a solid two miles. During this downfall, I was surrounded by a full-on forest and the gorgeous gorge. The scenery was uninterrupted beauty. Somehow I had this whole historic highway to myself. No cars, no tourists, nobody at all. It felt surreal, it was truly a dream. A wide whitened grin was on my face the whole time. 

Several miles later, my dream ended. I awoke to a park ranger, pulling up to me. He informed me that this highway is closed down to all travelers. With kindness, I explained to him my situation and how one of his own allowed my passage. Angered at his coworker's mistake, he said that I had to vacate the route at once. The ranger recommended that I backtrack three miles to get onto Highway 30. As we parted ways, he notified me that they had cameras, and he would be back if I continued forward. There was no fucking way that I was going to backtrack three miles. I see highway 30 below, but the path down is undoubtedly dangerous. There was a steep unstable decline, deadly overgrown vegetation, and some train tracks between us. After some surveying, I found the safest route down. 

Thank god that I strapped on my jeans because the vegetation was one hundred percent thorns. I got a few scratches, but it could have ended up much worse. Well, congratulations! I made it down to Highway 30, a two-lane high-traffic speedway. The shoulder was quite large, I basically had a whole lane to myself. I cranked my gears to the fastest speed and started zooming with the traffic. Speedily I sprinted, for I knew my destination was close. The passing semi-trucks gave me substantial speed surges. Two miles later, I found my turnoff for the park. What a day it was. Definitely a damn good start to my second first day. It felt right being on the road again. Here is the link to my route